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How do you take your coffee?

I have a love/hate relationship with coffee. Mainly hate. It’s just muddy sludge. I use to drink it a lot. Perhaps 15 to 19 cups a day, but I was strictly and instant coffee person. The city where I live has a thing about talking things up above their rightful station. People in this city are always talking about a ‘coffee culture’. I can’t see how it’s a culture when all you’re doing is drinking something vile when you wake up in the morning, that’s just a reflex. There’s no one walking around talking about and ‘orange juice culture’. I like tea, strong tea, like Irish Breakfast or Yorkshire Tea. Tea. Milk. Cup.

Tell us a little about the experience of making the work you have featured in REALITY BEACH.

It was really quick. Like less than ten minutes. I had a few pieces lying around. I hashed them together, changed a bit, removed a bit, formatted a touch, saved it, attached it, sent it.

Tell us about the poems you’ve been writing.

Funnily enough I read more poetry than I make it. However, oddly enough, I’ve just had two chapbooks published. One is about Scott Disick and I having a bender in the Gramercy Park Hotel. He seems to be cool about it all.

Where can we buy some?

You can follow these links right here:



What’s the last thing you burned?

My band. Snake Milker. I burned a few tracks for a CD-R release. POWR IN OMEGAN.

Where is your beach?

JAMC on a Ballardian tip:

What’s the best line on the fifth page of the poetry book closest to you?

No poetry books on hand. I’m at work. I do have a copy of ‘Autoportrait’ by Edoard Leve nearby though.
“I do not like the big toe.”

What is your favorite dance move? Please Describe.

I’m quite big on ice skating blues:


What’s the ebb reveal?

I’m not sure I understand the question. How about we just do this instead:


Make to sure to read Shane’s piece in REALITY BEACH ISSUE ONE.


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